Track List (links jump to lyrics for that song):
Bop Gun (Endangered Species)
Sir Nose D'Voidoffunk (Pay Attention - B3M)
Wizard of Finance
Funkentelechy
The Placebo Syndrome
Flash Light
"Bop Gun (Endangered Species)" Hmm! Yeah! Oooooh, yeahhh-aayy! On guard! Defend yourself! Movin' right on you, baby! On guard! Defend yourself! Down to get down, (down!) baby Turn me loose We shall overcome Where did you get that funk from, huh? Turn me on They're spoiling the fun Let's shoot them with the bop gun On guard! Defend yourself! Movin' right around, (hey baby) We got to get over the hump (x4) On guard! Defend yourself! Bound to get down, baby (hey!) Turn me loose Let me shoot them with the bop gun, ha, hmm Endangered species (x3) Let me shoot them with the bop gun Endangered species (x4) We got to get over the hump (x4) When the syndrome is around (on guard!) Don't let your guard down All you've got to do is Call on the funk, ohhh On guard! Defend yourself! We shall overcome Where did you get that funk from? They're spoiling the fun Shoot them with the bop gun Ohh, hey baby On guard! Protect yourself! Movin' in on you, baby I don't think you hear me I said they're spoiling the fun We shall overcome We got to shoot them with the bop gun Hey, babe Bound to get down Closing in on you When the syndrome is around Don't let your guard down All you got to do is Call on the funk (moving in on you, baby) To dance is a protection Funk is your connection All you got to do is Funk and dance On guard! Protect yourself! On guard! Defend yourself! Endangered species (x5) Shoot them with the bop gun Endangered species (x7) You got to shoot them with the bop gun Endangered species (x6) You got to shoot them with the bop gun When the syndrome is around Don't let your guard down All you've got to do is Call on the funk On guard! Defend yourself! Movin' in on you Turn me loose We shall overcome Where'd you get that funk from, huh? I still said they're spoiling the fun Shoot them with my bop gun Hey, babe Turn me loose, huh Watch me get over the hump, ha! Hey, babe I got to get over the hump (x10) (we got to get on by the hump) On guard! Hey babe I got to get over the hump (x4) (got to get on by the hump) On guard! I got to get over the hump Watch me, I'm gonna shoot them with my bop gun I got to get over the hump (x8) (I got to get on by the hump, hey baby) On guard! Ooh I got to get over the hump (x9) (I got to get on by the hump) On guard! Shoot them with my bop gun I got to get over the hump (x9) Hey babe, hey babe, ohh! On guard! Defend yourself I'm gonna shoot them with my bop gun I got to get over the hump (x8) Watch me
"Sir Nose D'Voidoffunk (Pay Attention-B3M)" I am Sir Nose'd D'Voidoffunk I have always been Devoid of funk I shall continue to be Devoid of funk Starchild You have only won a battle I am the subliminal seducer I will never dance I shall return, Starchild Syndrome Twe-dum, humdrum (x2) I will never dance (x2) Syndrome Tweedle-dee-dee-dum Humdrum Don't succumb (x3) Better luck next time I can dig it! This is the Starchild On another day Chasing the noses away Protector of the Pleasure Principle, yeah, ha, oh Syndrome Tweedle-dee-dee-dum Humdrum Don't succumb (x2) (This is Starchild) Three blind mice (let me put on my sunglasses) See how they run (so I can see what they ain't lookin' at) They all ran after the farmer's wife Turned on the fun with the water pipe Have you ever seen such a sight in your life? (ho!) Those three blind mice (yeah) Those blind three mice Ho! I love those meeces to pieces! Oh, speaking of the Zone of Zero Funkativity Better known as the Nose Zone Has anybody seen ol' Smell-o-vision? Where is Sir Nose'd? If y'all see Sir Nose Tell him Starchild said: "Ho! Put that snoot to use you mother! 'Cause you will dance, sucker" Baa baa black sheep Have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir A nickel bag full Ha, ha ha ha ha! Better luck next time! Pay attention! Syndrome Tweedle-dee-dee-dum Humdrum Don't succumb (x4) Three blind mice See how they run They all ran after the farmer's wife (I wonder why) Turned on the fun with the water pipe Have you ever seen such a sight in your life? Those three blind mice (ho!) Those blind three mice Yeah, I love those meeces to pieces! Better luck next time! La la la la la, la, la la la la Yeah, it's in my mind Syndrome Tweedle-dee-dee-dum Humdrum Don't succumb Starchild Protector of the Pleasure Principle Ooh, hoo hoo hoo hoo Yeah, I'm up to ??? on them there meeces No one knows where the Nose go When the door is closed (huck-a-buck) (x2) Oh there's throwing a ???? Baa baa black sheep Have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir A nickel bag full Ha, ha ha ha ha! Pay attention! Bum-bum Yum-yum Dum Protector of the Pleasure Principle Has anybody seen Sir Nose D'Voidoffunk? Tell him he will dance He must dance! I'll shoot him with the bop gun Three blind mice See how they run They all ran after the farmer's wife Turned on the fun with the water pipe Have you ever seen such a sight in your life? Those three blind mice Those blind three mice Oh, those meeces! Better luck next time I think they're gonna blow my mind, ha, ha, ha Three blind mice (ho) See how they run (hey) They all ran after the farmer's wife (farmer's wife) Turned on the fun with the water pipe (the water pipe) Have you ever seen such a sight in your life? Those three blind mice (oh) Those blind three mice I am Starchild Syndrome Tweedle-dee-dee-dum Humdrum Don't succumb Oh, gonna blow my mind Pay attention! Three blind mice See how they run They all ran after the farmer's wife Turned on the fun with the water pipe Have you ever seen such a sight in your life? Those three blind mice Those blind three mice Syndrome Tweedle-dee-dee-dum Humdrum Don't succumb (x2) Oh, there's a picture within a picture behind a picture They're building a nose I think I recognize Baa baa black sheep Have you any wool? (have you seen Sir Nose?) Yes sir, yes sir A nickel bag full Come on out, Sir Nose Yeah, come on out and dance Dance! Do you know what you can do with your funk, Starchild? You will never see me dance I am Sir Nose D'Voidoffunk I will never dance! Better luck next time Have you ever seen such a sight in your life? Three blind mice I hate those meeces! Oh, I do hate those meeces, hehhehheh Have you ever seen such a sight in your life? Three blind mice Oooh, curses! See how they run They all ran after the farmer's wife Turned on the fun with the water pipe Have you ever seen such a sight in your life? Those three blind mice Those blind three mice Better luck next time Curses, curses I'll get your for this, Starchild Have you ever seen such a sight in your life? Three blind mice Put that funkin' out, Starchild! Syndrome Have you ever seen such a sight in your life? Three blind mice Syndrome Tweedle-dee-dee-dum Have you ever seen such a sight in your life? Three blind mice Syndrome Tweedle-dee-dee-dum Humdrum Don't succumb Yum-yum Tweedle-dee-dum Dum dum Don't succumb Have you ever seen such a sight in your life? Three blind mice Syndrome Tweedle-dee-dee-dum Humdrum Don't succumb Have you ever seen such a sight in your life? Three blind mice Syndrome Tweedle-dee-dee-dum Humdrum Don't succumb Have you ever seen such a sight in your life? Three blind mice (x2)
"Wizard Of Finance" Yeah, whoa-whoa-whoa If I was a wizard of finance Speculating every day on Wall Street My dividends would be so tremendous, baby Even Dow Jones would find it hard to believe It's your lovin' Can I kiss you Can I squeeze you Can I hug you Right now baby (it's the squeezing kind) (x2) All-right! If I had plenty of money I would probably in one year I'd be busy buying you flowers, girl Just to show I appreciate your being here It's your lovin' Can I kiss you Can I squeeze you Can I hug you Right now, baby It's the squeezing kind (x2) It's the lovin' kind It's the squeezin' kind (x2) It's your lovin' Can I kiss you Can I squeeze you Can I hug you Can I squeeze you kind, yeah darling It's the lovin' kind It's the squeezing kind (x2) If I were a wizard of finance I would probably invest my life in you My dividend would be so tremendous, baby Even Dow Jones won't believe it's true It's the lovin' kind It's the squeezing kind (x2) It's your lovin' Can I kiss you Can I squeeze you Can I hold you Can I hug you Can I please you Can I squeeze you kind, yeah It's the lovin' kind It's the squeezing kind (x3)
"Funkentelechy" Yo, this is mood control (yo-ho!) Saying you might as well pay attention (this is mood control) You can't afford free speech (mood, mood, mood, someone's funking with the mood!) Mood control is designed to render funkable Ideas brought to you by the makers of Mr. Prolong Better known as Urge Overkill The pimping of the Pleasure Principle Oh, but we'll be pecking lightly Like a woodpecker with a headache 'Cause it's cheaper to funk Than it is to pay attention You dig? Huck-a-buck A-Lo and behold, someone's funking with the mood control When you're taking every kind of pill (deprogram, program) Nothing seems to ever cure your ill (peck me lightly like a woodpecker with a headache) When you're taking every kind of pill (Funk! The nonprofit organization) Nothing seems to ever cure your ill Where'd you get your funk from (where'd you get that funk from?) Heh! Name that feeling! Would you trade your funk for what's behind the third door? The big deal! Heads I win, tails you lose! How do you spell relief? Huck-a-buck, sucker! When you're taking every kind of pill (Ho! The bigger the headache, the bigger the pill) Nothing seems to ever cure your ill When you're taking every kind of pill (You deserve a break today) Nothing seems to ever cure your ill (Have it your way) Where'd you get that funk from? (Ooh, who was that? ha ha ha ha ha ha, ohh ohh ohh) The salvation of inspiration is the motivation Fasten your safety belt While I take you face-to-face with the nosiest computer I know Where'd you get that funk from? When I count to ten I want you to jump up! Stay there! Oh, ho! But don't come down til I Flash the Light. You deserve a break today, have it your way Funk is not domestically produced. Ho! There's nothing that the proper attitude won't render...funkable. Where'd you get your funk from? Funktism! Hey! When you're taking every kind of pill (Mood control!) Nothing seems to ever cure your ill When you're taking every kind of pill (Urge overkill!) Nothing seems to ever cure your ill (yeah, ho!) Where'd you get that funk from? (Program) Where'd you get that funk from? (Deprogram) (And reprogram) ????? Heads I win, tails you lose (how do you spell relief?) Would you trade your funk...for this? (you deserve a break today) Or that? (have it your way) A funk a day keeps the nose away...ain't it true! I ain't gonna hold the lettuce, the pickles or the mustard (ha ha!) Yo! Step up and dance until I tell you to come down You deserve a break today, sucker! I'm gonna flash the light and flop the j, down again???? This is mood de-control Saying pay more attention For free speech is high finance possible funkability??? Ho, Let the funk begin! Do anybody have change for funk? Where'd you get your funk from? Oh yes, this is heavyweight funk Put up your dukes, haha! You want to funk around with me, oh! This is mood de-control, yo-ho! The home of the P.Funk, the Bomb Mind your wants 'cause there's someone that wants your mind When you're taking every kind of pill (The bigger the headache, the bigger the pill) Nothing seems to ever cure your ill (How do you spell relief?) When you're taking every kind of pill (The bigger the headache, the bigger the pill) Nothing seems to ever cure your ill (whoa, this is the big pill) (yeah, ho!) Where'd you get that funk from? (there they go again, there they go again) (You might as well pay attention, free speech is too high) Where'd you get that funk from? (Huck-a-buck! Ho!) (You deserve a break today) (How do you spell relief?) Where'd you get that funk from? (Hey, wind me up!) Yeah! Take it to the bridge, hahaha Let's take it to the stoop??? This is mood control Funkentelechy (program,deprogram,reprogram) Funkentelechy (how's your funkentelechy) Funkentelechy (I got you back into turnaround) Funkentelechy (right now, so y'all space) Funkentelechy (heavyweight funk/hey ????!) Funkentelechy (rump to rump, we) Funkentelechy (shall get down) Funkentelechy Funkentelechy (how's your funk?) Funkentelechy (how's your funkentelechy?) How's your funk-en-te-lechy? How's your funk-entelechy? (x2) How's your funk-en-te-lechy? (When you're taking every kind of pill) How's your funk-entelechy? (Nothing ever seems to cure your ill) (x2) Where'd you get your funk from? (ho!) You're in the presence of your future You deserve a break today Have it your way I ain't gonna hold the lettuce, the pickles or the mustard A funk a day keep the Nose away Mind your wants 'cause someone wants your mind Funk is a non-profit organization Peck me lightly, like a woodpecker with a headache 'Cause funk is not domestically produced It is responsive to your mood You can score it any day On WEFUNK, we-funk, HO! Name that feeling, baby This is mood de-control Program, reprogram and deprogram Funkentelechy (how's your funkentelechy?) Funkentelechy (you might as well pay attention free speech is too high) Funkentelechy (we are specially programmed for your p's????) Funkentelechy (unfunky possibilities arrive for the makers of urge overkill) Funkentelechy (and not your funky funny bone) Funkentelechy (you deserve a break today so name that feeling) Funkentelechy (would you trade your funk for what's behind the third door) Funkentelechy (the big deal, heads I win, tails you lose) Funkentelechy (there's nothing that funk will not render funkable) Funkentelechy (this is mood decontrol, urge you to Funk On!) Funkentelechy (oh ho, how's your funk-en-tel-echy?) Funkentelechy (ideas brought to you by the makers of urge overkill) Do not respond This has been a test Ha ha ha ha ha! And once again the Pleasure Principle has been rescued With the aid of the funk (this is Mr. Prolong) How's your funk-en-te-lechy? (I have to leave early today, ha ha ha) And in doing so, (How's your funk-entelechy?) Freed the possibilities of funk beyond compare (How's your funk-entelechy?) Program, deprogram, reprogram (How's your funk-entelechy?) When you're taking every kind of pill (How do you spell relief) Nothing ever seems to cure your ill (You deserve a break today) When you're taking every kind of pill (ha ha ha ha) Nothing ever seems to cure your ill (have it your way, this is the doctor) When you're taking every kind of pill (saying, the bigger the headache, the bigger the pill) Nothing ever seems to cure your ill (what's happening?) Ha ha ha Sucker! How's your funk? How's your funk? (what's happening?) Funkentelechy (x2) Funkentelechy (I want you to stay up there until I tell you to come down) Funkentelechy (Check your funk pressure) Funkentelechy (fly on) Funkentelechy (ain't nothing but a party, baby) Funkentelechy How's your funk-entelechy? How's your funk-en-te-lech-y? How's your funk-entelechy? (Heads I win tails you lose!)
"Placebo Syndrome" Ahh rum pum pum do waa There's so much syndrome, baby (there's so much syndrome, baby) When all the smiles are out of town You're going round and round You find the Syndrome When your ups lift you down Your placebo is too weak You're in the Syndrome You're in the Syndrome And the intensity of their ???? Is equal to the intensity they enjoy There's so much Syndrome, baby When all the thing is out of sound There's no coming round Play with the Syndrome What used to be such fun to do Can often lead you weak Into the Syndrome Livin' at the top of the Syndrome Placebo Syndrome (x12) There's so much Syndrome, baby (there's so much Syndrome, baby) When all the smiles are out of town You're falling round and round You find the Syndrome When your ups lift you down Your placebo is too weak You're in the Syndrome (x2) So good, Syndrome, livin' in the Syndrome Syndrome, baby! Livin' at the top of the Syndrome Placebo Syndrome (x7)
"Flash Light" Now, I lay me down to sleep Ooh, I just can't find a beat Flash light (ohh, I will never dance!) Flash light (x3) Ha da da dee da hada hada da da Oh, it's no use! Flash light Red light Neon light Ooh, stop light Now I lay me down to sleep I guess I'll go count the sheep Oh, but I will never dance (oh, don't make me do it) (Dance, sucker! ooh ha ha!) (oww! Get him!) Most of all he needs the funk (shine it) Help him find the funk (ha, funk it!) Most of all he needs the funk Help him find the funk (get him) Most of all he needs the funk (I know we can get him) Help him find the funk (ho!) Most of all he needs the funk (ha, don't!) Help him find the funk (I know you will! Dance, sucker!) Most of all he needs the funk (Shine the spotlight on him!) Help him find the funk (Oh funk me!) Ha da da dee da hada hada da da (Dance, Nose! You know you on my funk street???) Oh, funk me! Ha da da dee da hada hada da da (get on down, Nose! I like it! Dance, then!) Flash light Flash light (oh ho ho!) Spot light Neon light (neon light) Street light (street light) Oh ho, ha ha! Everybody's got a little light under the sun Shinin' on the funk (x2) Most of all he need the funk Help him find the funk Most of all he need the funk (Ha da da dee da hada hada da da) Help him find the funk (x3) Ha da da dee da hada hada da da Oh Flash light (flash light, flash light) (x2) Flash light (oh, flash light) (x2) Spot light (spot light) Neon light (ooooh, neon light) Flash light (ooh, flash light ho!) Stop light (stop light) Now I lay me down to sleep I guess I'll go count the sheep Ha da da dee da hada hada da da (oh) Shake your funk (Ha da da dee da hada hada da da) Shake your funk (Ha da da dee da hada hada da da) Shake your rump (Ha da da dee da hada hada da da) (ho!) I think I found the funk Flash light (flash light) Day light (day light) Spot light (spot light) Red light (ohhh, hooo, red light!) Everybody's got a little light under the sun Ha da da dee da hada hada da da (x7) Everybody's got a little light under the sun Under the sun (x9)