Track List (links jump to lyrics for that song):
Prologue
Pin The Tail On The Funky (Gloryhallastoopid)
Party People
The Big Bang Theory
The Freeze (Sizzleanmean)
Colour Me Funky
Theme From The Black Hole
May We Bang You
"Prologue" Quarks, gluons, red giants, white dwarfs, big bang There are eight billion tales in the naked universe This is just one of them But, they all have black holes A creative nuisance Recognizing stupidity as a positive force A positive nuisance
"Pin The Tail On The Funky (Gloryhallastoopid)"
Oh!
Being aware of the non-ending condition of our radically non-logical necessary
And yet free and responsible nature
It is not only our compulsion
But it is our duty to our booty
To funk you!
Cheaper than discount family therapy
We bring you funk on a couch
>From the doctor
Gloryhallastoopid
Pin the tail on the funky
I can assure this is the beginning of a meaningful relationship
Gloryhallastoopid
Pin the tail on the funky
That fuss was us!
Gloryhallastoopid
Pin the tail on the funky
Multiple reality producing rhythms brings you gloryhallastoopid
Gloryhallastoopid
Pin the tail on the funky
A tale where the nose win in the end
That fuss was us
In the tail end, if you know what I mean
Oh! That fuss was us
He's got a bug, she's got a bug
Debugging, baby
That fuss was us
They bug you, they bug your friends
Until they bug you out
That fuss was us
Yeah, call us the pest control
(Gloryhallastoopid
Pin the tail on the funky)
Yeah, Starchild here
(Gloryhallastoopid
Pin the tail on the funky)
Bringing it to you all the way live
>From deep in the black hole
I'm here with my man, Wellington Wigout
Who says, "If you move, you're dancing
If you're dancing, you're wiggin'
And if you're wiggin', then he's wiggin' out
Gloryhallastoopid
Pin the tail on the funky
And when it comes to making love
He says he's the disco version
He is the long-playing lover, heh-heh
Wellington Wigout
{assorted backwards-recorded nonsense}
This is Wellington Wigout
And I'm buggin' for you, baby
Oh!
That fuss was us
We are deep in the black hole
Light years away from a hole in it all
Partyin' down
That fuss was us
We found time to shine
In a place that never shined before
Oh,
Enlightened, peek-a-boo!
Bustin'
With my battery-operated see-you
That fuss was us (x5)
Gloryhallastoopid
Ohhhh, ohhhh
Gloryhallastoopid
"Party People" We are those party people We're all about a real good time (x2) Oh, a big boogie! We are those party people (we are those party people) We're all about a good time We are those party people, uh-huh Band starts jumpin' People start thumpin' And I'm just pitchin' a fit We are those party people, uh-huh People are itchin' They can't stop twitchin' Funk's gonna scratch their itch Ooga-Boogie Yabba-dabba-da-da-da-da-da-dee-da-da Where are all the party people at? Where have all the party people gone? Yabba-dabba-da-da-da-da-da-dee-da-da Da-da We're all about fun We're all about having big fun (x2) We are those party people Oh, the band was smokin' The dancers were strokin' And I was just pitchin' a fit We are those party people Oh, they were itchin' Music had them twitchin' Funk's gonna scratch their itch We are those party people (x2) And we're all about a real good time Ooga-boogie! It's all about fun It's all about having big fun It's all about fun Yabba-dabba-da-da-da-da-da-dee-da-da Ooga-boogie! We are those party people Ahh, foot funk y'all And if you don't believe I'm down Get down, get up, get on, get off Turn me loose on the dancefloor It's all about fun (It's all about having some fun) It's all about having big fun (It's all about big fun) It's all about fun It's all about having big fun (x2) We are those party people (x4) We're all about a good time Do you want to turn (turn us a-loose x3) (ooh hoo) Turn us a-loose (turn us a-loose x3) (ooh hoo) (x2) If you like, you can turn us a loose (turn us a-loose x3) (ooh hoo) Turn us a-loose (turn us a-loose x3) (ooh hoo) Da da Da da da da It's about big fun All about big fun (x9) Yabba-dabba-da-da-da-da-da-dee-da-da Ooga-boogie! We are those party people Ahh, foot funk y'all And if you don't believe I'm down Get down, get up, get on, get off Turn me loose on the dancefloor It's all about fun It's all about having big fun (x3) We are those party people (x3) We're all about a good time Turn us a loose (x3), ooh hoo (x12) Da da Da da da da It's about big fun All about big fun (x10) About big fun We are those party people (x4) Yes, we are those party people We're all about a real good time (x3) Real good time (x2) We're all about a real good time (x3) Real good time People all over the world Are having big fun Turn us a loose (x3), ooh hoo If you want you can dance, dance, turn us a loose (x4) Ooga-boogie And if you don't believe I'm down Get down, get up, get on, get off Turn me loose on your dancefloor, yeah Ooga-boogie (x3) It's about big fun All about big fun Turn me a-loose
"The Big Bang Theory" Oooh-ooh ooh-ohh ooh-ooh-ooh (x3) Ahhh La, la la la la la la Yo-ho! Say it to me (x6)
"The Freeze" Look here, look here The heat's gettin' to my feet And I got to dance Girl! Can we get you hot? (got me hot) Can we make your temperatures rise? (burnin' up, burnin' up, baby) Can we get you hot? (got to dance) Can we make your temperatures rise? (make my temperatures rise, not yet) Burnin' up! Can we get you hot? (got me hot, pump it) Can we make your temperatures rise? (everybody sing it, sing it) Got me hot Can we get you hot? (can I make your temperatures) Can we make your temperatures rise? (burnin' up, burnin' up baby) Can we get you hot? (look out, look here) Can we make your temperatures rise? (I got a hump in my back) Turn off the heat Can we get you hot? (gettin' to me feet) Can we make your temperatures rise? (say here, make my temperatures rise) Rise, rise, rise Can we get you hot? (got me hot, got to dance) Can we make your temperatures rise? (lay out, lay out) Uh! Can we get you hot? (just the girls next time) Can we make your temperatures rise? (cuttin' around) Work out, work out Heat, gettin' to my feet Got to dance Don't stand a chance Hot! Yeah! Yeah! Ahhh Can we get you hot? (got me hot) May we make your temperatures rise? (make my temperatures rise, rise rise, mama) Can we get you hot? (got me hot) Can we make your temperatures rise? (everybody sing it this time, easy) Can we get you hot? (take your time) Can we make your temperatures rise? (Go back a little bit, Tony, move it back a little bit) Can we get you hot? (yeah!) Can we make your temperatures rise? (work out, work out, work out) Can we get you hot? (got me hot) May we make your temperatures rise? (put a hump in your backs, that's where it's at) Can we get you hot? May we make your temperatures rise? (OK girls, can we get you hot, may we make your temperature) Can we get you hot? (say "may we" next time around) May we make your temperatures rise? (just the girls, can we get you hot, may we make your temperatures rise) Here we go, girls Can we get you hot? (talk to me, may we) May we make your temperatures rise? (one more time, may we make your temperatures rise) Can we get you hot? (may we) May we make your temperatures rise? (talk to me, talk to me, y'all) Can we get you hot? (got me hot) May we make your temperatures rise? (keep on, keep on, keep on burnin' up) (burnin' up) Can we get you hot? (look out) May we make your temperatures rise? (Sizzlean mean, sizzlean mean) Can we get you hot? Turn off the heat It's gettin' to my feet And I'm burnin' up Can we get you hot? (yeah girls, just the girls) Can we make your temperatures rise? (come on girls, right here) Can we get you hot? Can we make your temperatures rise? Can we get you hot? (burnin' up, burnin' up) Diddle-dee-dee Diddle-dee-dee Can we get you hot? (all right girls, real breathy-like) Can we make your temperatures rise? (just the girls, talk to me girls) Can we get you hot? (diddle-dee-dee) Can we make your temperatures rise? (oh, got me burnin' up, got me burnin' up) (Burn, burn, burn baby burn) Can we get you hot? Can we make your temperatures rise? (Make my temperatures rise (x2)) Hot! Can we get you hot? (oh baby) Can we make your temperatures rise? (yeah!) Sizzlean mean Can we get you hot? (hot) Can we make your temperatures rise? (barbecue me, baby) Burnin' up Can we get you hot? (ha) Can we make your temperatures rise? (Sizzlean mean (x2)) Hot Can we get you hot? (got me hot, baby) Can we make your temperatures rise? (deedle-dee-dee (x2)) (Make my temperatures rise, hot baby) Can we get you hot? (got me hot, workin' up a sweat) Can we make your temperatures rise? (make my temperatures rise, baby) (Put a hump in your back) Can we get you hot? (hot, got me hot) Can we make your temperatures rise? (yeah, look here, look here) Can we get you hot? (got me hot, diddle-dee-dee, diddle-dee-dee) Can we make your temperatures rise? (make my temperatures rise) Hot Can we get you hot? (yeah, sizzlean mean, sizzlean mean, yeah) Can we get you hot? Can we make your temperatures rise? (that's right) Can we get you hot? (got me hot, fellas next time) Can we make your temperatures rise? (do it) Can we get you hot? (barbecue me, baby) Can we make your temperatures rise? (yeah, sizzlean mean, sizzlean mean) Can we get you hot? (got me hot) Can we make your temperatures rise? (hey, hey, yeah, look here) Can we get you hot? Can we make your temperatures rise? (yeah, make my temperatures rise, rise) Burnin' baby Can we get you hot? (ha) Can we make your temperatures rise? Can we get you hot? Must be a fire goin' on, fire Hey, turn off the heat It's gettin' to my feet Burnin', burnin', burnin', baby Can we get you hot? Can we make your temperatures rise? Can we get you hot? (can I get you hot) Can we make your temperatures rise? (may I make your temperatures rise) Can we get you hot? Can we make your temperatures rise? Everybody one more time Can we get you hot? Can we make your temperatures rise? Can we get you hot? Can we make your temperatures rise? Can we get you hot?
"Colour Me Funky" Nothing has changed (la, la, la) Even the bang remains the same (in the pocket, right smack dab in the socket) We still needs to funk (in the pocket, right smack dab in the socket) Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo-woo Nothing has changed (nothing has changed) (in the pocket, right smack dab in the socket) Or is the way that you picture me (in the pocket, right smack there in the socket) Colored by the way you've been treated in a situation that comes to mind Nothing has changed except for you and I Oh, no no no Please don't let the lights that blind Change the way you see me Don't let it change the way you see me There's a lot of time to move from town to town Lots of time to move from town to town Very seldom, I can settle down And I can't settle down No, no (right smack dab in the socket) We need the bomb (in the pocket, right smack dab in the socket) Gots to have the bomb (got to have the funk) We need the bomb (in the pocket, right smack dab in the socket) We need the funk, colour me funky Gots to have the bomb We need the bomb (in the pocket, right smack dab in the socket) Gots to have the bomb (got to have the funk) We need the bomb (in the pocket, right smack dab in the socket) Gots to have the bomb (colour me funky, we need the funk) We need the bomb (in the pocket, right smack dab in the socket) Gots to have the bomb Shine your light, shine your light on your funk We need the bomb (in the pocket, right smack dab in the socket) Gots to have the bomb (to have the funk, heyheyhey) We need the bomb Gots to have the bomb (heyheyhey) Haaii, ohhh Oh, this jam is (join the band) Sweeter than the jam (join the band) Granny used to can (join the band) Oh back, way back! Way back, ooh, in them good old days Y'all know what I'm talking about Ain't a damn thing changed Join the fun Dad-gum, dad-gum, baba (x3) Nothing has changed Even the bang remains the same, hey We still need the funk Got to have the funk Nothing has changed (nothing has changed) Or is the way you perceive me Colored by the way you've been treated in a situation that comes to mind Oh, no Nothing has changed Except for you and I Please don't let the lights that blind Change the way you see me (don't you change the way you see me) There's a lot of time To go from town to town And we'll be bringing the funk around And you know I can't settle down Giving up the funk (calling the mothership, calling the mothership) (x2) We have just finished ???(giving up the funk) ???booty patrol ???? I wants the bomb, I want the P.Funk I wants my funk uncut, heh heh! You are in free space And by the time you get to Venus You should be funky! ??? You have the freedom to be funky! We need the funk Say, we need the funk We need the funk Go ahead, Garry! (calling the mothership) We need the funk ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh Uncle Jam's coming, coming for you Uncle Jam's coming, coming for you (coming for you) Uncle Jam's coming, coming for you (yes he is) Uncle Jam's coming, coming for you (he's coming for you, and you Uncle Jam's coming, coming for you (he's coming for you) Uncle Jam's coming, coming for you (yes he is) (x2) Uncle Jam's coming, coming for you (x3)
"Theme From The Black Hole" A toast to the booty Feel that, do that For how else can you capture a boogie If you don't attack from the back To the rear, march! My name is the one Some people call me the funk Here's a toast to the boogie! Said my name is the one Some people call me the funk, oh! I'll toast to that! And when I find a vacant booty I move right in on the rump, ooh! I'm like a camel Humpin' to please I'm up to my hump in funk, yeah Here's a toast to the boogie! I've got jam in my knee And I'm ready to spread All around the world for the funk I'll toast to that! We don't cut in We just butt in So baby, may I have this dance? Here's a toast to the boogie! We'll dance to that Bottoms up! I'll toast to that (x2) Bottoms up! Ahhhh Here's a toast to the boogie We'll funk to that, bottoms up (x2) Oww, my name is the one Some people call me the funk Here's a toast to the boogie Said my name is the one Some people call me the funk I'll toast to that And when I find a vacant booty I move right in on the rump (move in on the rump) I'm like a camel Double-humpin' to please I am up to my hump in my funk Here's a toast to the boogie I've got jam in my knees And I'm ready to spread All around the world for the funk (x2) I am Sir Nose D'Voidoffunk (double-humpin' to please) And I will never dance (ahhhhhhhhh) Prepare to meet your end, Starchild For a tail is nothing but a long booty And this is a tale that I win in the end And I have pinned the tail on the funky And you shall dwell in the maze of the mule forever, Starchild Oh, mule-mo, oh duckypuss, Starchild! Ahh, hahahaha Humdrum, tweedle-dee-dee dum, Starchild! And I have made a jackass out of the funk, hahahahaha Oh, mule-mo, oh duckypuss I, Sir Nose D'Voidoffunk Shall never dance! Ah hahahahaha Yo ho, yourself, Starchild Where's your Flash Light? Where's your Bop Gun? Where's the Doctor, Starchild? Better tell him to come and make me a house call, Starchild! Haa! Oh, mule-mo, oh duckypuss
"May We Bang You" May we bang you (on the one with a bang) Baby, let me big bang you Hot plasma in the vein (we want to bang you) May we big bang you (on the one with a bang) Baby, let me big bang you Bang bang! We really would just like to turn you on (oh) Turn you on (bang!) Can I be your favorite firecracker? Bang bang We really would just like to turn you on Not your average kind of cherry bomb There's gonna be A musical explosion Glory be, the one that blows your mind There's gonna be Universal knocking Glory be, funk gonna blow your mind Do re mi, kind of cherry bomb May we bang you Hot plasma in the vein May we bang you On the one with a bang May we bang you Big, big bang you Ah, do the bang stang (hey, honey) Back behind the thang Baba, do the bang stang Let's do that groove! Ah, do the bang stang (honey) Back behind the thang Baba, do the bang stang Ooh, yeah yeah Ow, that groove! There's gonna be A musical explosion Every day be like The Fourth of July Ha, there's gonna be Universal rhythm Bang bang! Yeah, look here! Look here! Do re mi, kind of cherry bomb Love your groove You say I love the you dance with me, baby Love your groove Hey, your grooves drive me crazy Love your groove I want more, more, more, more, ohhh! Love your groove Yeah May we bang you I really would just like to turn you on Bang bang! Love your grooves (x5) Uh, may we bang you I really would just like to turn you on Can I be your favorite firecracker? Bang bang! Not just an average cherry bomb Can I be your favorite firecracker?