Motor Booty Affair (1978)


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Track List (links jump to lyrics for that song):

Mr. Wiggles
Rumpofsteelskin
(You're A Fish And I'm a) Water Sign
Aqua Boogie (A Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadoloop)
One Of Those Funky Thangs
Liquid Sunshine
Motor Booty Affair
Deep



 "Mr. Wiggles" {G Clinton, B Worrell, M Hampton}
From the ocean comes a notion
that the real eyes lies in rhythm,
and the rhythm of vision is a dancer.
From the lookin' come the seeing,
one with real eyes realize
the rhythm of vision is a dancer,
and when he dance, it's always on the one.

Going down you can see sounds of silence.
primal heartbeats could be seen with the naked eye.
The one with real eyes realize that......
is that everything is on the one.

Mr. Wiggles: (coming in after "eye") ........
Ee Dee  Awk,  Oh, I'm the jock and I'm back on the scene with the record
machine,
sayin' Ooh-papa-doo, how d'y'all do,
I'm Mr. Wiggles the Worm, these are my ladies Giggle and Squirm.
(Without.......?.......Funkenstein I will never dance )
Three bionic idiots  ("Eat the worm!")
Your deejays for the Affair,
Where we'll be gettin' down and won't be comin' up for air. (hahahah)
May I have this swim?  (I will never dance, I'll never dance  )

Mr. Wiggles here, sayin' May we funk you?
(Everything is on the one, ha,ha )
(...Eat the worm)
(Three blind mice, heh, heh.......run around the one  )

I got a string on my thing (Mmh),
Rhythm in my thing (Wind me up),
I can do my thing underwater
I got a string attached to my thing,
when you pull my string,
I can do my thing like I oughta

Ooh, the Motor Booty Affair--this IS the big one.
The marathon, not your average 50-yard dash of funk.
The Olympics, cross-country style.
(Eenie meenie miney wiggle) Ho!

Comin' to you from #1 Bimini Road,  (I got a string on my thang)
in beautiful downtown Atlantis (Rhythm in my thing)
Where you might see the jellyfish jammin' with the salmon, 
(I can do my thing underwater)
Come face to face with a mouth named Jaws, (I got a string attached to my thing)
Freak out with a Mermaid named Rita, (When you pull my string)
And meet Mr. Wiggles the Worm (I can do my thing like I oughta)

I got wheels on my thang (Oh!)
Real in my thang (Emerald city!)
I can do my thang underwater
I got a string attached to my thang  (Hghmm!)
when you pull my string,
I can do my thang like I oughta

Check me out,
I can slide between the molecules of wetness like an eel through seeweed,
one slithering idiot.
Mr. Wiggles here...
Your DJ for the Affair,
Where we'll be gettin' down and won't be coming up for air,
So you can leave your nose at home.
You might wanna rent a blowhole.  OH!

(That's how it goes in the land of no nose)

Let me bait my rap (Heh!)
Go Wiggle  (The best stroke is the breast stroke)
This fish tale begins, where most fish tails end   (Eenie meeny miney wiggle)
With a school of fool fish  (Eenie meeny miney wiggle)
Playin' hooky from school, but gettin caught AND LIKIN' IT!!!

I got a string on my thang (OH!)
Reel in my thang (Go Wiggle Ya'll)
I can do my thang underwater
I got a string attached to my thang  (Yo yo)
(blow it out your blowhole )
wheel on my string (Aquaboogie baby!)
I can do my thang like I oughta  
(you're just a clone illusion, heh heh!)

Eee ditty  I,  Oh,  I'm jock and I'm back on the scene with my record
machine, sayin', Ooh poppa doo how ya'll doin'?

Mr. Wiggles the Worm here    (Go Wiggle?!)

Sayin'  this is an underwater story in the fields of your mind
(I can do my thing underwater)
We're swimmin' past a clock who has its hand behind its back
On past reality, he ain't lookin' for a moment  (Eenie meanie miney wiggle)
We'll leave a candle in the windows of our conscious mind,
and we'll find our way back to the one end time.
(  I got wheels on my thang....etc....)
(Eenie meanie miney wiggle)
The Motor Booty Affair, where you can dance underwater and not get wet
(I got a string attached to my thang)
Aqua dooloop-a-baby
(When you pull my string)
Rhythm.
(I can do my thing like I oughta)

Mr. Wiggles here on roller skates and a yo-yo  (Eenie meanie miney wiggle)
Actin' the FOOL, one slithering idiot,
These are my ladies Giggles and Squirm
We are three bionic worms (Eenie meanie miney wiggle)
Your DJ for the affair  (Sliding through the water without gettin' wet)
(Eenie meanie miney wiggle?)
and I can do my thang underwater,  HA!  (Eenie meanie miney wiggle...)

Comin' to you live from #1 Bimini Road,
in the Emerald City,  downtown Atlantis, on W-E-F-U-N-K,
we funk, we funk  (I got to wiggle)
and we funk
( You gotta wiggle? hee hee)
and we wiggle  ( Eenie Meenie Miney Wiggle)
and we funk,  OH!

Mr. Wiggles here,  (Go Wiggle!     NO!  )
sayin' Eee to the ock,
Oh I'm the jock and I'm back on the scene with my record machine
sayin' ooh papa doo,  how ya'll doin'?

Go wiggle!
To all the fish and the fishies, go wiggle!
To all the fish and the fishes, go wiggle!  (YO!)

Eee to the ock,
Oh I'm the jock and I'm back on the scene with my record machine
sayin' ooh papa doo, how ya'll doin'?  Go wiggle!
(Dancin' underwater and not getting wet)

OHHH!!  GO WIGGLE!!!  GO WIGGLE!!!!!

From the ocean comes the notion that real lies in the eyes of rhythm
And the rhythm of vision is a dancer  (Eee to the ock, oh, I'm the jock
and......)
from the lookin' comes the seeing,
one with real eyes realize that the rhythm of vision is a dancer
and when he dance it's always on the one.  (Aquadooloop baby!)
Goin' down you could see sounds of silence
primal heartbeats could be seen with the naked eye,
(What in the world is that worm talkin' about?)
and the ones with real eyes realize that everything is on the one. Go Wiggle!
(Eee to the ock, oh to the jock, back on the scene...)
YO!
(...with my record machine, sayin ooh papa do
how ya'll doin'?)
 This is the [back side?], go wiggle!

Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadooloop go wiggle!
(You can't....???????????????...)
Swimmin on past your conscious mind, who's tied up for a moment
but he'll be back on time.  In the meantime.... go wiggle!



 "Rumpofsteelskin" {G Clinton, W Collins}
Lookit here!
The Motor Booty where you shake your rump
The Motor Booty where you funk                 (go demand it)
The Motor Booty where you shake your rump
The Motor Booty where you funk                 (Bomb squad!)
The Motor Booty where you shake your rump
The Motor Booty where you funk                 ([fire pistol hot!]?)
The Motor Booty where you shake your rump
The Motor Booty where you funk                 (put out water)
The Motor Booty where they shake their rump
The Motor Booty where they funk                 ?
The Motor Booty where they shake their rump
The Motor Booty where they funk                 (somebody's into the [swamp?])
The Motor Booty where they shake their rump
The Motor Booty where you funk              (AHHH WHOO!  [Fire pistol hot]?)
The Motor Booty where they shake their rump
The Motor Booty where they funk              (OWWWW!!!  Put out water!)

OH!, and that's how it goes in the land of no Nose, Star Child here,
bringing you a bump-by-bump rundown at the Wide Wide World of Wiggles.
Hey, ho!

Rumpofsteelskin, he don't rust and he don't bend,
He's got dynamite sticks by the megatons in his butt

(Now you can dance the underwater down the Bimini road
while some surf the undercurrents exclusively? I'm told)
Rumpofsteelskin, he don't know that he can't win.
(...where ice can be red hot and bodies can put out water)
His motor-booty lady is never gonna blow us up
(where thankin' and spankin' what you's makin' none what you want of)
Hey-ya-eee   Rump-ahh-ah-of   ...steelskin
(harmonious influence, as we are the Clones of Dr. Funkenstein)

(Sayin' a hard head makes a soft...........)
The motor booty where they shake their rump,
the motor booty where they funk
(...there ain't nothin' blowin' but the NOSE!)
The motor booty where they shake their rump,
(But that's how it goes in the Land of No-nose)
the motor booty where they funk   (---?----)
The motor booty where they shake their rump,
the motor booty where they funk   (Bomb squad!)
The motor booty where they shake their rump, (OH!!)
the motor booty where they funk   ([fire pistol hot]?)
(put out water)

Livin' and jivin' and diggin' the skin he's in (x4)

Rumpofsteelskin (x4)

I'm ready for the race  ---?---
I've got a motor booty and I'm full of gas, baby!   (Motor booty baby!)
Let me blow your ------?- ----      yeah, yeah baba bubba   (Motor booty baby!)

(Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind me up!)

(Motor booty baby!)  [repeat]

HO!!  and that's how it goes in the land of no nose
so he was still  ----?----- body snatcher and anti-bodies can't stop us now
Starchild here, sayin'
---------   demand you know, but chills and thangs, you don't have to pay
no bills and thangs

Blow nose!

Well they'll be [waggin'  lest you do behind them]?

...and like the blowfish said to the shark
"Got anything from the hammerhead?"  ------?----  OH!

Motor booty baby! (x4)

Rumpofsteelskin, he don't rust and he don't bend
He's got dynamite sticks by the megatons in his butt

Rumpofsteelskin,  (yeah, it's kind of got a little future behind it)
he don't know that he can't win his motorbooty lady
is never gone blow us up

Hey-eh-yeah   Rumpah-ah-of   steelskin!

Livin' and jivin' and diggin' the skin he's in
Livin' and jivin' and diggin' the skin he's in (Whoah yeah!)
Livin' and jivin' and diggin' the skin he's in ([Fire pistol hot!]?)
Livin' and jivin' and diggin' the skin he's in

Livin' and jivin' and diggin' the skin he's in ([Fire pistol hot!?)
Livin' and jivin' and diggin' the skin he's in
Livin' and jivin' and diggin' the skin he's in  (Put out water!)
Livin' and jivin' and diggin' the skin he's in
Livin' and jivin' and diggin' the skin he's in ([Fire pistol hot!?)
Livin' and jivin' and diggin' the skin he's in

Hey-eh-yeah   Rumpah-ah-of   steelskin!

YO!  Rumpofsteelskin is a lump above the rest with [keen funk?] with the best
Let's go wiggle it out SUCKER!   Knock the funk off my shoulder!
HO!

Livin' and jivin' and diggin' and the skin he's in  (bomb squad)
Livin' and jivin' and diggin' and the skin he's in  ([Fire pistol hot]?)
Livin' and jivin' and diggin' and the skin he's in  (Mmm mm put out water!)
Livin' and jivin' and diggin' and the skin he's in (x3)



 "(You're A Fish And I'm a) Water Sign" 
 {G Clinton, G Shider, J.S. Theracon, R Griffith}
Wooo-oooo
(In a whirlpool)
Ow, Ow BABY,
My goodness if you ain't the baddest mermaid I done seen around here in years
(In a whirlpool)
[I've fears?]

now listen hear, you got anything, against dolphins, can we...ahh...get
together  (Let's get down)

Let's get down   (Can we go somewhere?)
Can we go down?    (ahh...anywhere, anywhere  I don't care)
Let's get down   (ANYwhere!)
Can we ge down?    (Listen hear, I've got this notion, you see I...)

I want to be (I want to be)
On the sea side of love with you  (on the sea side of love with you)
Let's go swimming, the water's fine   (it feels wet and wild)
(the water's fine.   There's nothin' between us and our best good time)
I wanna be on the inside of love with you
(I wanna be on the inside of love, don't you see baby)
You're a fish and I'm a water sign  (I might get [pretty tubby], but that's
the way I'm supposed to be)

You see I can't stand it no more  (Can we get down?)
(Spawning time)
I was checking you out ever since I came through this door (spawning time)

and whoo, whoo can we go down? (Can we go down?)
somewhere, somewhere, I don't care

I want to be  (I want to be)
on the seaside of love with you (Wait a minute check out my seaweed!)
(Me with you, you with me)
Let's go swimming, (Come on the water's fine)
the water's fine (another [?] I said a good time)

I want to be (I got to be, I said, in your)
on the inside of love with you (I got to find myself, yeah)
(GC: Somebody skinny dip!)
You're a fish, and I'm a water sign (I don't care, I'm a water sign, and
I'm feeling a little bit better than fine girl) (GC: and the moon is out
tonight)
Let's get down (You got anything against dolphins baby?)
Can we go down?  (I got my [-?-] [down?] on you) (Well ALRIGHT, out of
sight then) (GC: Let's go waddle in the waves)
Let's get down (Let's go down....) (I've got my [-?-?-] on you)
Can we go down (Can we go down) (Oh, I want to bug out)

Let's get down (Well, Somehow or another I get the patter of little fans
around the house)  (GC:  ?)  (?)
Can we go down?  (Couldn't be a water mouse)

Let's get down (Talkin' about babies baba) (You I want to be working,
spawning time) (without ??????)
Can we go down?

You make me feel (you're a fair mermaid) (Going down)
like I've been on a desert island for a thousand years
You make me...

I want to have (I want to have)
A liquid love affair (a good, good liquified loving time)
Let's go mating (anytime is spawning time)
it's spawning time (when I get you on my mind)

I want to have (I want to have)
a liquid love affair (a liquid love affair -- I really care)
(Inside, inside your deep side)
Let's go spawning (Let's go spawning) (Let's get [feet?])
It's mating time  (It's mating time)

I want to be (I got to be) (I wanna be)  [(GC: in a wave with you)?]

I want to be on the inside of love with you (you see I got to swim)
(We can get deep)
Let's go spawning, it's mating time (I'll be right behind you following
your fin, it's mating time)

(The thing is only fair, it's only fair)  It's time for you and me my dear

(I know you won't mind if I put it in, in your [?]  in your [?])

Let's go down now baba
(we gonna be two freaky fish)
Baba baba baba baba boo byeohhhwhoaeyah.....
(two freaky fish together)
When we go down, when we go down...
Let's go (x5)



 "Aqua Boogie (A Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadoloop)"
 {G Clinton, W Collins, B Worrell}
Ha-ah, ha-ah, ha-ah!
I am Sir Nose D'Voidoffunk
I can't swim
I never could swim
I never will swim
Oh, put me down!
Let go my leg! (Ha-ah, ha-ah, ha-ah!)
I told ya...will you shut up!...I told ya I can't swim!  Ha hOwww no!

Put me down, I hate water, ho

(Hah -ah   hah -ah   hah -ahhh)

Will you shut up!

(Aqua boogie baby) Never learned to swim,
(underwater boogie baby)
Can't catch the rhythm of the stroke
(Aqua boogie baby) Why should I hold my breath,
(underwater boogie baby)
Feelin' that I might choke (Ha-ah, ha-ah, ha-ah!)

(Aqua boogie baby)
Things ya blow through, because of things ya swim through
(Underwater boogie baby)
Why hold your nose to spite your face (Ha-ah, ha-ah, ha-ah!)
(Aqua boogie baby)
With the rhythm that makes you dance to what we have to live through
(Underwater boogie baby)
You can dance underwater and not get wet, OH!!!

Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadooloop
(Put me down, let go my leg OH!)
Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadooloop
Psychoalphadiscobetabiohumanyouloop

I hate water, let me go, put me down!  Hah-ho
You're all wet!

(I'm at the boogie baby) Never mean to drown
(I'm Underwater boogie baby)  Can't comprehend all the strokes
(I'm at the boogie baby)  Why should I hold my breath?
(Underwater boogie baby)  (he's deep) Feelin' that I might choke! Oh!

(Aquaboogie baby)  There's a magic rhythm one with the a real drum (?)
(Underwater boogie baby) Why blow your nose to spite your face
(Aquaboogie baby)
With the rhythm it takes to dance to what we have to live through
(Underwater boogie baby) You can dance underwater and not get wet.

Boogie with who?  (Boogie-boogie with me!)

I am the Nose (Ha-ah, hah-ah, ha-ah)
I don't swim
I don't dance  (Ha-ah, hah-ah, ha-ah)
I don't swim or dance  (Biohumanyouloop)
I'm too cool to swim,  or dance
I'm ------?-------  (Underwater boogie baby, underwater boogie baba!)
(Ha-ah, ha-ah, ha-ah!)

(Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadooloop)
I don't even sweat (Psychoalphadiscobetabiohumanyouloop)
(Underwater boogie baby,  underwater boogie baba!)
I'm cool

(Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadooloop, Psychoalpha......)
Go head wit 'cho funk!
(Underwater boogie baby)
Put me down
Turn me loose!

Ahh, let go my leg, I hate water! (ya-ha!)

Oh,  leave me alone

You're crazy!
(Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadooloop)
Ohhh.....hah ... stop it!

Oh there you go again,
Oh it feels good, oh it feels good!
Oh it feels good
I am the Nose, leave me alone

Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadooloops
The motion picture's underwater, starring most of you-loops

(Uh!)   Never learned to swim
(OH!)   Can't comprehend all the strokes
Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadooloop
(Underwater boogie baby!  Yeaah  Ho!)
Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadooloops (Underwater boogie baby!)
A motion picture underwater starring most of you-loops
(Yeah ho, ha ha get on down)
Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadooloops (I am the Nose!)
A motion picture underwater starring most of you loops  
( ----?-----  fool baby!)

(Hit me!)

Bioaquadooloop  (Ah ho!  Ha ha, get down!)

Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadooloops
A motion picture underwater starring most of you-loops

Ha-ah Ha-ah  Ha-ah! (x6)



 "One Of Those Funky Thangs" {G. Clinton, R. Banks}
Do you want to get off?
At the funktion
I just heard it's gonna be one of those funky thangs
 (x2)

Umm?
Yeah, yeah
Many fishes out for the rising of their ladders

Yeah, yeah
And there's a water sign and it's right on time

Yeah, yeah
Waggin' the future behind us

Let's get  ah-ahahah ah-ah  ah-ah  ah-off

Do you wanna get off?
At the funktion
I just heard it's gonna be one of those funky thangs
 (x2)

Yeah, yeah
Is that fishes house one raising for Atlantis?

Yeah, yeah
There's a party sign and it's right on time

Yeah, yeah
Wagging the futures behind him

yeah-ee, yeah yeah
There's a party sign and it's right on time (right on time)

We were leaded by the Woo to the place where they will do the underwater
boogie and not get wet

I just heard it's gonna be one of those funky things

We're the freaks that we freakin' to the players that be playin' the
underwater boogie and not get wet

I just think it's gonna be one of those funky things

Face to face with that mouth   (....booty snatching anti-body machine)
Face to face with that mouth (???)
Face to face with that mouth (???)
Yeah-ee yeah yeah-eh-ah!

City made of glass
We did not come here to throw stones
We've only come to dance the dance to take us home

Face to face with that mouth  (What mouth?)
Face to face with that mouth  (What mouth?)
Face to face with that mouth  (Your mouth)

We've only come to dance the dance to take us home

With the future behind you

Do you wanna get off?

Let's get  ah  ah-ah-ah,  ah  ah,  ah-off

Let's get ah  ah-ah-ah, ah  ah, ah-ah  ah-off

Get  ah  ah-ah, ah-ah-off



 "Liquid Sunshine" {G. Clinton, L. Brown, J. Vitti, P. Bishop}
It's just a sunshine song and it won't take long to play for you
(It's just a sun-shine so-ng)
It's just a sunshine song and won't take long to lay on you
It's just a sunshine song, a fun shine song we'll play for you (Li-quid
sun-shine)
(And I think I played it right,  yeah)

It's just a sunshine song to take you home, we'll play for you 
(Liquid funshine)
(It's just a sun-shine so-ng)
It's just a sunshine song, loud and strong to lay on you
It's just a sunshine song, all day long, the whole day through 
(Liquid fun shine)

(Could've partied down all night, yeah.  Ah Whoo!)

[? Stroll right up to the fish scope ?]

[? Don't end them party light) ?]

[? Load right up your fish pole ?]

My bop gun and my flashlight

It's just a sunshine song it won't take long to play for you (Sun-shine song)
(It's just a sun-shine song)
It's just a sunshine song it won't take long to lay on you  (Loud and strong)
It's just a sunshine song, a fun shine song we'll play for you (Liquid sunshine)
(Could've partied down all night, yeah.  Ah Whoo!)

It's just a sunshine song to take you home, we'll play for you (------?--------)
(Sunshine, sunshine gotta have the sunshine)
It's just a sunshine song, loud and strong to lay on you  (------?-------)
(Sunshine, sunshine (bring?) on the sunshine)
It's just a sunshine song, all day long, the whole day through  (Liquid
Sunshine)
(Sunshine, sunshine,  liquid sunshine)

Shun, sunshine song
Liquid sunshine

Sunshine, sunshine song
Liquid sunshine

Strokin' right up to the [?]

(Shun, sunshine song)  I don't  .........?.........
(Liquid sunshine)

Went right out on the dance floor
...?.........and my flashlight

Shun, sunshine song
Liquid sunshine

Sunshine, sunshine song
Liquid sunshine on

No more pencils, no more books, no more teachers' dirty looks!

Here comes ..........?..........

Here comes ..........?..........

Shun, sunshine song
Liquid sunshine
Sunshine, sunshine song
Liquid sunshine
 (x2)

Sunshine, sunshine song
Liquid sunshine, ohh
Shun...



 "Motor Booty Affair" {G. Clinton, J.S. Theracon, R. Ford, G. Shider}
Oh,  Oh  ladies and gentleman, you gotta see this.   (Oh, Oh look at the
jellyfish)
This is exciting ladies and gentlemen.  (Oh my goodness.....back stroke...)
I'd like to say, this is Howard Codsell, reporting for the Motor Booty Affair.
(DOW!  Dat dah dahdat,  dadah dadah dadah dadah daaaaah,  dat dah dahdah)
[Repeating background line]
We're here and we're seeing all kinds of people coming in here now.  We got
Queen Freakalene, we got Charlie Tuna over there to -?-  whatever...

....this is really fantastic, we want you to stick around, we've got a lot
of things planned for you this evening.

DOWN!  Dat dah dahdat  (girls:  dat dah dadat)
Don't you know I'm good for you girl dat  dah  dadiiiiiiiiiiiiieee
(Wait a minute!  Don't you know I'm good for you!)
Yes siree we've got ....  I tell you this girl's a hot bubble goddess.
Come here you little thing...

Yeah, yeah
Three days have passed and I've had you on my mind
Maybe we can meet after the jam, yeah
They say it's early yet, but luck's like that sometimes
(Don't you know I'm good for you girl)
I'll tell you something I can't stand
(Good for you baby!  Yeah)

You know I'm good for you bay..
(I tell you, we've got....we've got, Rumpofsteelskin, )
You know you drive me cray...
(...we've got Duke Minusdagroove...  HEY THERE DUKE!  HELLO BABA!  BABA!)

I've been seeing all the guys, come by and talk to you
Seems to me like it's without a break Uhhh
I'm too shy most of the time, let me tell you girl
This is serious for goodness sake,
I got to be good to you.

DOW!  Dat dah dahdat,
dadah dadah dadah dadah daaaaah,  dat dah dahdah
DOW!  Dat dah dahdat,
dadah dadah dadah dadah daaaaah,  dat dah dahdah
DOW!  Dat dah dahdat,
(I got to be good to you baby)
Don't you know I'm good for you

How about that all-crab band ladies and gentlemen, we're gonna try to get a
interview with one of 'em.  OH WAIT A MINUTE!  OH WAIT A MINUTE!   
THERE GOES MOBY DICK!   Yes, he's running after Octopussy
(I've got to be there for you girl)
I'm telling you this is, this is the greatest thing you've (Ohh!!!)
....ever seen.

Excuse me little girl... 
...watch your elbow
(Girl)

We can find a mystical mating ground out there somewhere
(Somewhere, somewhere)
We can swim through life without a care,  be there (be there, baby be there)
(Oh OHH!!  Rita the Mermaid hold it, let me get a...let me....)
We can  ?????   (without getting spare?)
(...Look at are fins their so BEAUTIFUL, I gotta...)
Nothing as deep and down, you are so rare (you're so rare)
I'm good for you girl  (I'm good for you, you know I've got to be)

DOW!  Dat dah dadat  Don't you know I'm good for you girl

Don't you know I'm good for you girl

Look at those jellyfish jamming with the baracudas!
Testing one, two, Oh...

This is Howard Sellcod...cod......so-ur...cardshark (get yours)

One-two-three-four!



 "Deep" {W. Collins, J.S. Theracon, G. Clinton}
Hell yeah!   Yay-yay  yay-yay yeah!
Hell yeah,   uhh   ay-yay,  allright!
Yay-yeah,  Whoa, whoa, yeah
Yay-yeah

You know I love you baba, because I'm being you every week
(By the way it seem that everybody...)

I grit my teeth and bare it (You know this judge? He carries a grudge!)

Just a just a how you want to meet
(You know this judge, I don't want to meet,  he's...)

DEEP!  (I swear he's as deep as the Deep Blue Seas)

The boy is DEEP!
The girl is DEEP!
Iiiiiit's got to be DEEP!

DEEP!
(I saw you only Friday, Joe, and just let me say, )
The boy is DEEP!
(...tried to take me through a thousand confessions , you know there's Billy,)
The girl is DEEP!
(you know there's Bennie the rest of the days, )
Iiiiiiit's got to be DEEP!
(besides -- it helps me with my problem complexion)
(Oh shut your garbage mouth woman!)

I saw you only Friday, Joe, and just let me say
You tried to take me through a thousand confessions
You know there's Billy and Bennie on the rest of the days
Besides they help me with my problem complexion

Deep, Deep

(I must say girl your deep.  DEEP!)

We need to raise Atlantis from the bottom of the sea
(Dancing 'til we bring it to the top)

We're going to search...

....searching like you're never gonna see

That's what the searching through is bound to be

Girl you're deep!  DEEP!

You can tune a piano, but you can't tune-a fish

DEEP!

Oh ohh (ohh ohh)
You got to be deep (so deep)
you know (ya know)
so deep (so deep)
your so deep (your so deep)
I'm so deep

I'm so deep, you're so deep
Everybody is deep
 (x2)

DEEEEEEEEEP, DEEEEEEEEEP

Yeah man, yeah man that honky's got his nerve alright, man
I take my piece along for my protection you know
A man's got a right to be on top (you know a man's got a right)
....you know, I don't throw down with no fight, man
if you worry about it I'ma have to bust ya, kid

(Knock me out, knock me out)

Not here

DEEP
(GOT to be deep...I was...)
The honkie's DEEP!
(...a little bit unsure before but now I'm...)
The nig-ga's  DEEP!
(oh)
Caaaannn't help but be DEEP!

DEEP!
(I really do believe I gotta to be...)
The honkie's DEEP!
(...I mean I just couldn't understand whatever...)
The nig-ga's DEEP!
(...these, I've got to say these  -?-  )
Caaaannn't help but be DEEP!

OK got your pad and pencil handy?  Uh
Li.....Listen, there's niggers in our neighborhood, and I HAD TO hire a SPY!

I didn't know what to do,  since then....since then...

(....the kids,  I need some,  I need some food,  my kids are starving)

We've got to raise Atlantis from the bottom of the sea

(dancing 'til we bring it to the top)

dancing till we bring it to the top

We've got to keep on searching 'til we're totally free

But in the meantime let's say that we're deep

DEEP I swear,
you if you don't give, you can't tell, you ain't there
DEEP!

DEEP!

Yeah, yeah
Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah
Allright, yeah yeah yeah yeah
 (x2)

We've got to raise Atlantis (got to be deep)
It's the only thing that matters

(-------------?-------------)

(Yes sir, I understand)

OK let's try it here we go!

(OK)

And if you'll stand behind me...
(Uh uuummm,   And if you'll stand behind me...)
We're going to make it right.
(We're going to make it right)
(We're going to make it right -- I mean that!)
Be sure to get your votes in
(But Be sure to pay your money...)
before 12 o'clock tonight
(...for your dinner here tonight. Ha-ha, vote for me!)

DEEP!

The leaders are DEEP!

The unions are DEEP!

Juuuust seem to be deep!

(OK, let's hear it for Bill,  YEAH!!!  Tell 'em about it Bill!)

Hey good.   Our union is the strongest in the nation's ???

(Three cheers for Bill.   Hip Hip Hurray!)

...help replace all of the biggies so that we can...
(yeah all the biggies)

Seig heil! (x3)

You know, it's got to be deep
Can't help, it's got to be deep
Didn't I play deep, deep
( Got me any candy Mister?)
( Which way to the men's room little girl, can you tell me?)

We're going to raise Atlantis to the top
(my goodness...)
with the bump and the bop
( (-?????-) in here...)
We're going to raise Atlantis to the top
(my little fish-a-dees)
with the bump and the bop

We're going to raise Atlantis to the top
(you can lead a horse to water)
with the bump and the bop
(but you can't make him backstroke)
We're going to raise Atlantis to the top
(might make him snort coke)
with the bump and the bop

We're going to raise Atlantis to the top
(O.D.'s)
with the bump and the bop
(O.D.'s fish)
We're going to raise Atlantis to the top
(Oh my....)
With the bump and the bop

(We're going to raise...)
To the top!

...with the bop!

OK that was it, let's pack it up
(Excuse me sir...)
What?
(Excuse me, would you happen to be George Clinton?)
Can I get some security over here!
(Excuse me, but would you happen to be George Clinton
could you point George Clinton out to me?)

It's just got to be DEEP!