Track List (links jump to lyrics for that song):
P. Funk (Wants To Get Funked Up)
Mothership Connection (Star Child)
Unfunky UFO
Supergroovalisticprosifunkstication (The Thumps Bump)
Handcuffs
Give Up The Funk (Tear the Roof Off the Sucker)
Night Of The Thumpasorous Peoples
"P.Funk (Wants To Get Funked Up)" Good evening. Do not attempt to adjust your radio, there is nothing wrong. We have taken control as to bring you this special show. We will return it to you as soon as you are grooving. Welcome to station WEFUNK, better known as We-Funk, Or deeper still, the Mothership Connection. Home of the extraterrestrial brothers, Dealers of funky music. P.Funk, uncut funk, The Bomb. Coming to you directly from the Mothership Top of the Chocolate Milky Way, 500,000 kilowatts of P.Funk-power. So kick back, dig, while we do it to you in your eardrums. And me? I'm known as Lollipop Man, alias the Long-Haired Sucker. My motto is: Make my funk the P.Funk I want my funk uncut (make mine the P) Make my funk the P.Funk I wants to get funked up. (wants to get funked up) I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk (yeah) I want my funk uncut. (make mine the P) Make my funk the P.Funk I wants to get funked up. WEFUNK, y'all. Now this is what I want you all to do: If you got faults, defects or shortcomings, You know, like arthritis, rheumatism or migraines, Whatever part of your body it is, I want you to lay it on your radio, let the vibes flow through. Funk not only moves, it can re-move, dig? The desired effect is what you get When you improve your Interplanetary Funksmanship. Sir Lollipop Man! Chocolate coated, freaky and and habit forming. Doin' it to you in 3-D, So groovy that I dig me. Once upon a time called Now! Somebody say, "Is there funk after death?" I say, "Is Seven Up?" Yeah, P.Funk! Make my funk the P.Funk (uncut funk!) I want my funk uncut (P.Funk!) Make my funk the P.Funk (uncut) I wants to get funked up. I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk I want my funk uncut. (make mine the P) Make my funk the P.Funk I wants to get funked up. Make my funk the P.Funk (make mine) I want my funk uncut (the P) Make my funk the P.Funk (hah!) I wants to get funked up. (WEFUNK, y'all) I want the bomb, (home of the bomb) I want the P.Funk I want my funk stepped on (Don't step on my funk) Make my funk the P.Funk Before I take it home Yeah, I dig! Let me put my sunglasses on. That's the law around here, you got to wear your sunglasses. So you can feel cool. Gangster lean. Y'all should dig my sun-rooftop. Well, allright. Hey I was diggin' on y'alls funk for awhile. Sounds like it got a three on it though, to me. Then I was down south and I heard some funk with some main ingredients Like Doobie Brothers, Blue Magic, David Bowie. It was cool, But can you imagine Doobiein' your funk? Ho! WEFUNK, we funk. Make my funk the P.Funk (ho!) I want my funk uncut (oh, make mine) Make my funk the P.Funk (yeah) I wants to get funked up. I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk (P.Funk, y'all) Don't want my funk stepped on Make my funk the P.Funk (Home of the extraterrestrial brothers) Before I take it home. Gettin' deep. Once upon a time called Right Now Ain't it funky now Far 'round Hey, doin' it to ya in the earhole Make my funk the P.Funk I want my funk uncut (make mine the P) Make my funk the P.Funk I wants to get funked up. (I want the bomb) I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk Don't want my funk stepped on Make my funk the P.Funk Before I take it home Yeah We're not leavin' y'all, I want you all to stay tuned for Starchild Make my funk the P.Funk I want my funk uncut Make my funk the P.Funk I wants to get funked up. I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk Don't want my funk stepped on (oh, make mine) Make my funk the P.Funk (I wants to get funked up) Before I take it home Don't stop, get down Talk! Blow your horn Peee-youuu! Wants to get funked up Well, allright! Make my funk the P.Funk I want my funk uncut Make my funk the P.Funk I wants to get funked up. I want the bomb, (P.Funk) I want the P.Funk I want my funk uncut. Make my funk the P.Funk I wants to get funked up. Make my funk the P.Funk I want my funk uncut Make my funk the P.Funk I wants to get funked up. I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk I want my funk uncut. Make my funk the P.Funk Before I take it home Welcome to station WEFUNK, better known as We-Funk, Or deeper still, the Mothership Connection. Home of the extraterrestrial brothers, Dealers of funky music. P.Funk, uncut funk, The Bomb. Lollipop Man here, alias the Long-Haired Sucker. Chocolate coated, freaky and habit-forming Coming to you in 3-D So groovy that I dig me Yeah! Yeah! P.Funk!
"Mothership Connection (Starchild)" Well, all right! Starchild, Citizens of the Universe, Recording Angels. We have returned to claim the Pyramids. Partying on the Mothership. I am the Mothership Connection. Gettin' down in 3-D Light year groovin' Well all right, if you hear any noise, it ain't nobody but me and the boys Gettin' down. Hit it fellas! If you hear any noise It's just me and the boys Hit me (groovin') You gotta hit the band All right, all right, Starchild here Put a glide in your stride and a dip in your hip And come on up to the Mothership. Loose Booty, doin' the bump. Hustle on over here. If you hear any noise, It's just me and the boys hittin' it. You gotta hit the band. Ain't nothing but a party, y'all. Face it, even your memory banks have forgotten this funk. Mothership Connection, home of the P.Funk, the Bomb. If you hear any noise, It's just me and the boys, hit me You gotta hit the band. Doin' it in 3-D. Let me put on my sunglasses here so I can see what I'm doing. When you hear seats rumble you will hear your conscience grumble Hit me You gotta hit the band You have overcome, for I am here. Swing down, sweet chariot Stop, and let me ride (x6) Doin' it up on the Chocolate Milky Way What's up CC? Have you forgot me? Are you hip to Easter Island? The Bermuda Triangle? Heh heh! Well, all right. Ain't nothing but a party! Starchild here, Citizens of the Universe I bring forth to you the Good Time On the Mothership. Are you hip? Sing, fellas! If you hear any noise It's just me and the boys Hit me You gotta hit the band (x2) Starchild here, doin' it in 3-D. So good, it's good to me. Hit the band! If you hear any noise It's just me and the boys Hit me You gotta hit the band Swing low, sweet chariot, coming for to carry you home! If you hear any noise It's just me and the boys Hit me You gotta hit the band (x2) I don't think they hear you! If you hear any noise It's just me and the boys Hit me You gotta hit the band Starchild here, citizens of the universe Gettin' it on, partying on the Mothership. When Gabriel's horn blows, you'd better be ready to go. Swing low Time to move on Light years in time Ahead of our time Free your mind, and come fly With me It's hip On the Mothership Groovin' Swing down, sweet chariot Stop, and let me ride (x 7)
"Unfunky UFO" You've got all that is really needed To save a dying world >From its funklessness Stupidly I masked??? my smile My composure was secure A silly grin from ear to ear A smile that's all right through Oh, but then like a streak of lightning it came Filling my brain with this pain Without saying a word this voice I heard "Give up the funk, you punk!" Unfunky kind of UFO (from the sun) Here from the sun (you've got the groove) You've got the groove and we want some We're unfunky and we're obsolete (and out of time) And we're out of time Gonna take your funk and make it mine Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, oh You could feel so much better If you would show me how to funk like you do You've got all that is really needed To save a dying world >From its funklessness Deep in pain I called the names Of some funkified friends of mine They were on the run And gettin' it on And groovin' twelve hours light Oh, but like a streak of lightning it came Filling my brain with pain Without saying a word, this voice I heard "Give up the funk, you punk!" Unfunky kind of UFO (from the sun) Here from the sun (you've got the groove) You've got the groove and we've got some We're unfunky and we're obsolete (and out of time) And we're out of time Gonna take your funk and make it mine Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, oh (shiiine) You could feel so much better If you would show me how to funk like you do (x4) You've got all that is really needed To save a dying world >From its funklessness Out of nowhere but they were, nearly took me by surprise They crept upon me early this morning Right before my eyes And they were saying "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah" Sweet old music Unfunky kind of UFO (from the sun) Here from the sun (you've got the groove) You've got the groove and we've got some (oooh-ooh-ooh!) We're unfunky and we're obsolete (and out of time) And we're out of time Gonna take your funk and make it mine Unfunky kind of UFO (from the sun) Here from the sun (you've got the groove) You've got the groove and we've got some (unfunky and obsolete) We're unfunky and we're obsolete (and out of time) And we're out of time Gonna take your funk and make it mine You've got all that is really needed To save a dying world >From its funklessness You could feel so much better If you would show me how to funk like you do (x2)
"Supergroovalisticprosifunkstication (The Thumps Bump)" Throw down! Baby do the throw down! (x2) Give the people what they want When they want And they wants it all the time (x4) Throw down! Baby do the throw down! (x2) Give the people what they want (supergroovlastic) When they want (prosifunkstication) And they wants it all the time Give the people what they need When they need And the need is yours and mine Give the people what they want (heh heh!) When they want And they wants it all the time Give the people what they need (in other words, it's the thumps bump) When they need And the need is yours and mine Supergroovalisticprosifunkstication! Throw down! Baby do the throwdown! Slow down! Baby can you slow down? Slow down! Baby can you slow down? Give the people what they want When they want And they wants it all the time (x4) Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication In other words, it's the thumps bump Give the people what they want When they want And they wants it all the time (throw down!) Give the people what they need When they need And the need is yours and mine Give the people what they want (supergroovalistic) When they want (prosifunkstication) And they wants it all the time Give the people what they need When they need And the need is yours and mine Throw down! Baby do the throw down!! (x2) Throw down! Baby can you throw down (x2) Give the people what they want (supergroovalistic) When they want (prosifunkstication) And they wants it all the time Give the people what they want When they want And they wants it all the time (x3) Ha ha ha ha! Give the people what they want When they want And they wants it all the time (x2) Give the people what they need When they need And the need is yours and mine (x2) Give the people what they want When they want And they wants it all the time Supergroovalisticprosifunstication Give the people what they want When they want And they wants it all the time (x4)
"Hand Cuffs" Oh, do I have to put my hand cuffs on you, mama? Do I have to keep under lock and key? Do I have to put hand cuffs on you, mama? Now we both know that's not how it should be Do I have to put my hand cuffs on you, mama? You're a sweet fine sexy woman and you're good to a man Cause if I have to put my hand cuffs on you, mama I hope that you will understand If I have to keep you barefoot and pregnant Oh, to keep you here in my world (Lay down, girl) lay down and take off-a your shoes Cause I'm a-gonna do to you What it is I got to do If we've been fighting like you say that we do I know you won't mind, if I'm possessive, now would you? You preach about lovin', you know it is to blame That's why I can ask you and not even feel ashamed Do I have to put my hand cuffs on you, mama? Are you susceptible to flattery and games (lord games???) Do I have to put my hand cuffs on you, mama? Will you submit to the first human to be called a name? Cause if I have to put my hand cuffs on you, mama Don't you know I know, that that would be uncool Do I have to put my hand cuffs on you, mama? I don't mind, I'll offer the moon, yeah Yeah, I'll be the fool I don't care about lookin' like some kinda chauvanistic whatever All who call me that??? can go to hell If I find that I need some help Gonna put on my chastity belt What it is, I got to do If we've been fighting like you say that we do Then you won't mind, if I'm possessive, now would you? You preach about lovin', you know it is to blame That's why I can ask you and not even feel ashamed Oh, do I have to put my hand cuffs on you, mama? Do I have to keep under lock and key? (ahhh) Do I have to put hand cuffs on you, mama? Now we both know that's not how it should be Do I have to put my hand cuffs on you, mama? Are you susceptible to flattery and games (lord games???) Do I have to put my hand cuffs on you, mama? Girl, you're a sweet fine sexy woman and you're good to man Will you submit to the first human to be called a name? Hopin' you, hopin' you will understand
"Give Up The Funk (Tear The Roof Off The Sucker)"
Tear the roof off, we're gonna tear the roof off the mother, sucker
Tear the roof off the sucker
(x4)
You've got a real type of thing going down, gettin' down
There's a whole lot of rhythm going round
(x2)
Ow, we want the funk
Give up the funk
Ow, we need the funk
We gotta have that funk
(x2)
La la la la la
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo, owww!
(x2)
You've got a real type of thing going down, gettin' down
There's a whole lot of rhythm going round
(x2)
Ow, we want the funk
Give up the funk
Ow, we need the funk
We gotta have that funk
(x2)
La la la la la
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo, owww!
(x2)
We're gonna turn this mother out (x2)
You've got a real type of thing going down, gettin' down
There's a whole lot of rhythm going round
(x4)
Ow, we want the funk
Give up the funk
Ow, we need the funk (let us in we'll tear this mother out {after 2nd & 3rd})
We gotta have that funk
(x7)
Ow, we want the funk (we're gonna turn this mother out)
Give up the funk
Ow, we need the funk (we're gonna turn this mother out)
We gotta have that funk
(x2)
Ow, we want the funk
Give up the funk
Ow, we need the funk (let us in we'll tear this mother out {after 2nd & 3rd})
We gotta have that funk
(x2)
We want the funk
Give up the funk
We need the funk
We gotta have that funk
(x3)
La la la la la
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo, owww!
(x2)
You've got a real type of thing going down, gettin' down (x2)
There's a whole lot of rhythm going down
You've got a real type of thing going down, gettin' down
There's a whole lot of rhythm going down
Ow, we want the funk
Give up the funk
Ow, we need the funk (let us in we'll tear this mother out {after 2nd & 3rd})
"Night Of The Thumpasorous Peoples" I am up We are high??? (x3) I am up Gaga googa ga ga googa Ga ga goo ga ga (x33)